I have some questions to ask. If you can answer YES to more than three of the following, you have come to the right place.
Can you say "Bitch" in public without blushing? yup
Do you drive a station wagon, van, or 4x4 when everyone else drives a real car? nope
Do you have more than one car? One for you and one for the dogs? nope
Do you spend your vacations and holidays going to shows, specialties, and seminars when everyone else goes on a cruise? nope
If you do go overseas, is it to London, in March, to attend Crufts? nope
Do you discuss things at the dinner table that would make most doctors leave in disgust? nope
Do you consider formal wear to be clean jeans and freshly washed tennis shoes? nope
Was your furniture and carpeting chosen to match your dogs? nope
Are your end tables really dog crates with tablecloths thrown over them? nope - min hund er velopdragen!
Do you know the meaning of CD, CDX, UD, CGC, HIC, WC, JH, MH, CH, and OTCH? eh...nope...
Is your mail made up primarily of dog catalogs, dog magazines, and premium lists? nix
Do you get up before dawn to go to Training Classes? Dog Shows? Seminars? never
If you do have dresses, do they all have pockets? nogen af dem
Do those pockets often contain freeze dried liver, Rollover, or squeaky toys? nix
When you meet a new person do you always ask them what kind of dog they have and pity them if they don't have one? nej
Do you remember the name of a person's dog sooner than you remember their name? er elendig til at huske navne.
Do you find non-dog people boring? nope.
Der er håb for mig!